Win a Cinco de Mayo Party Package for Four!

Cinco de Mayo is definitely something to crow about! Especially since you could win a Grand Prize of free entry for up to 4 to our special Cream of the Comp all-pro showcase (Sunday, May 5 at 8pm), plus a complimentary Margarita for everyone, and a platter of nachos for the table. 10 runners up will win free entry for 4.


How to Enter: It's easy. Send an email to info@roostertfeathers.com telling us what noise a Mexican rooster makes. (Need a hint? Watch this video clip to hear comedian Bill Santiago crow in Spanish!) Deadline for entry is 6:00pm, Sunday, April 28. We'll randomly draw the winners and contact you to confirm your prize by Tuesday, April 30, so be sure to give us your phone number!


Rooster T. Feathers is a 21 and over only venue, and you must provide valid ID for entry. Two-item minimum purchase per person applies (one item per person waived for Grand Prize winners). Not valid in conjunction with other offers. No exchanges or rain checks.

Can't Beat A Margarita Thursdays at Roosters

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.*

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

• Dizziness
• Nausea
• Vomiting
• Incarceration
• Erotic lustfulness
• Loss of motor control
• Loss of clothing
• Loss of money
• Loss of virginity
• Table dancing
• Headache
• Dehydration
• Dry mouth
• And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS

• The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
• The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
• The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
• The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

*Disclaimer: This is a joke. But all jokes have an element of truth. Thursday nights come out to Rooster T Feathers for Can't Beat a Margarita specials! Regular and watermelon Margaritas just $3! www.RoosterTFeathers.com