Mother's Day at Roosters is a Treat for All!

Sunday May 13, come out to Rooster T. Feathers for our very special Mother's Day festivities! We've got a fantastic show for all to enjoy, plus lots of ways to help Mom feel special.

Headliner John Roy has been on the Tonight Show and Last Comic Standing. He appears with Steven Pearl and Lydia Popovich. This isn't a special "theme show" or anything; just lots of hilarious live stand up comedy anyone will love!

But to make the night a little more special just for Mom, we've got goodie bags and Mommy-gras beads, special drink prices on Rooster Juice, Mom-osas and Mama-garitas, and a grand prize drawing for a spa gift certificate. Fancy!

You can save a little green by taking advantage of our Bring A Buddy For the Funny coupon, valid for Sunday's show. See you there!

Sunday, May 13, 8pm, $13
21 and over only. Two item minimum purchase per person applies.
Reservations encouraged! 408.736.0921 or click here to purchase ticket online.

Father's Day Fun with Greg Warren and other goodies!

Celebrate Dad's special day the right way...with booze and laughter!

Headliner Greg Warren will have you in stitches, and special drink prices will help grease the skids too! Plus, we've got a grand prize drawing for some booze, a canvas tote bag and six-months free entry to Rooster T. Feathers.

Show starts at 8pm, with doors at 7:15pm. Tickets are $12 per person. Click here to purchase, or call 408.736.0921 for reservations and more information.

Check out Greg Warren's video: One Star People:


On a related note, we'd like to recommend two great podcasts that celebrate Fatherhood!

Danny Bevins in one of our favorite headliners, and not just because once he was willing to host a week to help us out of a bind! Also a new dad, Danny started a podcast called "Little Help". By interviewing people who fascinate and intrigue him he hopes to understand what it takes to be a better person, husband and father. Check it out!

Comedians Justin Worsham (a regular feature at Roosters) and Bill Glass have a podcast called "Dad's Are More Fun". They share stories about the ups and downs of Fatherhood on their weekly podcast. Worth a listen!

It's the Roosters' birthday, but YOU take the cake!

It's Roosters' Birthday Week! Celebrate with us Wednesday January 5 through Sunday January 9 and try some of the staff's favorite drinks, like a chocolate Martini or a raspberry Kamikaze! Plus birthday cake on Saturday---the official day The Rooster turns 32!

Roosters Celebrates the 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants!

Go Giants! Stand up comedians often feel like misfits and castaways, so we're doubly happy!
This week, November 3 through 7, Roosters will be giving away 6 months of free entry to Roosters at every show! That's right, six lucky folks will win a Roosters VIR membership just for coming out on to see a show on this very special occasion. All you have to do is fill out a comment card with your full contact info and dump that in our bucket at the end of the night and you could be a winner, just like the San Francisco Giants!

Roosters' is also celebrating with a very special Giant's drink menu. Enjoy a Giant-ini or a Giant Celebration. Or just kick back with a Louisville Slugger or a 7th Inning Stretch. These drinks will only be available for a limited time, so get in here to get a taste before they are going, going, gone!

Halloween Costume Contest...Win 6 Months Free Entry!

Join us Saturday October 30 at the 9:00pm show with headliner Dan St. Paul as we celebrate Halloween Eve! Roosters gets into the Halloween spirit with drink specials, trick-or-treat bags, a costume contest, and a chance to win a 6-month VIR (Very Important Rooster) membership, which gives 6 months free entry plus discounts on Special Events.

Our very own W.C. Fields is already gearing up for the big night. Can you beat his ghoulish attire?

This show is open to any one over 21, whether you wear a costume or not. Don't feel like dressing up? Come as you are! Everyone will have an eerily good time.

Saturday, October 30, 9:00pm show
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Cackle-doodle-boo!

Can't Beat A Margarita Thursdays at Roosters

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.*

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

• Dizziness
• Nausea
• Vomiting
• Incarceration
• Erotic lustfulness
• Loss of motor control
• Loss of clothing
• Loss of money
• Loss of virginity
• Table dancing
• Headache
• Dehydration
• Dry mouth
• And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS

• The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
• The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
• The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
• The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

*Disclaimer: This is a joke. But all jokes have an element of truth. Thursday nights come out to Rooster T Feathers for Can't Beat a Margarita specials! Regular and watermelon Margaritas just $3! www.RoosterTFeathers.com